{"product_id":"ceramic-flower-wall-art-blue-green-mini-mofo","title":"Pale Blue English Rose","description":"\u003cp\u003eAfter my sister had her baby, I found myself Googling \"nursery art\" with the same intensity others might research heart surgeons. The fact that infants can't appreciate wall art decor seemed irrelevant ????? I was determined to be the uncle who gave something meaningful, or at least something that wouldn't immediately end up in a donation bin.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWhat I found was a ceramic flower, blue-green and roughly the size of a dessert plate, looking exactly like a english rose if roses went to art school and developed existential angst. The website called it \"abstract artwork,\" which felt like a generous way of saying \"we're not quite sure what we made here either.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe piece came with a keyhole mount, a term I had to look up, confirming my suspicion that I was wildly unqualified for this gift-giving mission. Wall-mounted flowers, it turns out, are the sort of thing that make people say, \"Oh... how unique,\" in that tone that suggests they're mentally rearranging their friendship criteria.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWhen I finally presented it, my sister stared at it for a long moment before asking if it was meant to be educational. \"Yes,\" I lied, \"it's teaching the baby about contemporary art movements. And vegetables.\"\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Chive Ceramics Studio","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44374962667574,"sku":"FR05","price":44.04,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0710\/7562\/7062\/files\/FR05-1.png?v=1764061289","url":"https:\/\/chiveceramics.com\/products\/ceramic-flower-wall-art-blue-green-mini-mofo","provider":"ChiveCeramics","version":"1.0","type":"link"}